Jemima Packington, a 67-year-old asparamancer, has boldly predicted that England will finally achieve glory at Euro 2024, breaking a 58-year long wait for triumph. Using the unique method of throwing asparagus spears into the air and interpreting their landing patterns, she claims to foresee the future. With previous accurate predictions such as Brexit, the passing of the Queen, and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s royal step back, her forecast for the Euro 2024 outcome carries weight.
Before the tournament, Jemima expressed her support for Gareth Southgate’s squad to emerge victorious in Germany. Her confidence in this prediction will be confirmed if England secures a win over Spain on Sunday night. Jemima’s readings from the asparagus spears have consistently pointed to a positive outcome for the English team, leading her to confidently affirm, “It’s Coming Home.”
Conversely, her foresight did not bode well for Scotland, with no encouraging comment for their performance. As Scotland’s exit from the group stages with the worst record among the 24 teams aligns with her earlier remark, Jemima’s accuracy in predictions remains noteworthy.